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King of the hill drinking game12/23/2023 With a single home run swing, he turned my ass into AstroTurf. I tried my best to slink away and hide, but my best wasn’t good enough. I lodged a couple arrows into an ogre’s chest, which I could tell he did not appreciate. ![]() Upon arrival, we were greeted, not by hot towels and trays of warm cookies, but by a committee of bloodthirsty troglodytes craving a fight. My friends and I-a grandiloquent wizard, a moody woodsman, a kleptomaniac dwarf, a bombshell priestess and a tiny old lady dragging an ax twice her size-were doing our typical thing, trudging toward a creepy tower a few days’ journey from town. ![]() Even when a stinking, grunting ogre smashes your carcass into the mud with a club as fat as a mature sequoia. Any bad situation can be improved with a little whiskey.
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